Public Pension Musical Interlude
by meep
It’s Friday, so it’s a perfect time to let you know about my new project.
I’m working on a new musical, called Pension, and I’ve got a great showstopper in mind:
The fund will be paid
Tomorrow
Bet your new tax dollars that
Tomorrow
There’ll be pensions
Just thinkin’ about tomorrow
and the pension contributions that we’ll borrow
Til there’s none
When we’re stuck with a pension
that’s unfund-
ed and growing….
We’ll just up the tax
Get money in stacks
and pay…..
….Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I Love ya
Tomorrow
You’re only 30 years away……
Okay, Miss Hannigan. I’ll pipe down.
(I need to work on the scansion a bit)
PLAYBILL FOR STUMP
Thanks to my patrons, I mean, referrers:
Enjoy the weekend!
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