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Public Pension Musical Interlude  


2 September 2016, 12:03

It’s Friday, so it’s a perfect time to let you know about my new project.

I’m working on a new musical, called Pension, and I’ve got a great showstopper in mind:

The fund will be paid


Bet your new tax dollars that


There’ll be pensions

Just thinkin’ about tomorrow

and the pension contributions that we’ll borrow

Til there’s none

When we’re stuck with a pension

that’s unfund-

ed and growing….

We’ll just up the tax

Get money in stacks

and pay…..



I Love ya


You’re only 30 years away……

Okay, Miss Hannigan. I’ll pipe down.

(I need to work on the scansion a bit)


Thanks to my patrons, I mean, referrers:

Enjoy the weekend!

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