It’s Friday, so it’s a perfect time to let you know about my new project.
I’m working on a new musical, called Pension, and I’ve got a great showstopper in mind:
The fund will be paid
Bet your new tax dollars that
There’ll be pensions
Just thinkin’ about tomorrow
and the pension contributions that we’ll borrow
Til there’s none
When we’re stuck with a pension
ed and growing….
We’ll just up the tax
Get money in stacks
I Love ya
You’re only 30 years away……
Okay, Miss Hannigan. I’ll pipe down.
(I need to work on the scansion a bit)
PLAYBILL FOR STUMP
Thanks to my patrons, I mean, referrers:
Enjoy the weekend!
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