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Public Pension Musical Interlude   

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2 September 2016, 12:03

It’s Friday, so it’s a perfect time to let you know about my new project.

I’m working on a new musical, called Pension, and I’ve got a great showstopper in mind:

The fund will be paid

Tomorrow

Bet your new tax dollars that

Tomorrow

There’ll be pensions

Just thinkin’ about tomorrow

and the pension contributions that we’ll borrow

Til there’s none

When we’re stuck with a pension

that’s unfund-

ed and growing….

We’ll just up the tax

Get money in stacks

and pay…..

….Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

I Love ya

Tomorrow

You’re only 30 years away……

Okay, Miss Hannigan. I’ll pipe down.

(I need to work on the scansion a bit)

PLAYBILL FOR STUMP

Thanks to my patrons, I mean, referrers:

Enjoy the weekend!


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